“This is going to be interesting. It just better not be a bad interesting.” – AH, 8/12/09
“Cyclopsophilia – when you spontaneously start bleeding from your one good eye.” – TAH, 9/12/06
“And I don’t wear loafers. Loafers are the work of the devil.” – BLR, 2/07/06
"I was just gonna drop the plane off the roof after setting it on fire, but lawn mower would be a good idea. Wonder if I could sneak a Barbie and Ken in there." -- AAC, 9/11/09
“I was being ironic. No... that's not it... it's that other word. With a P. Sarcastic!” -- RCP, 7/21/03
“If he’s perfectly willing to touch it, I say we make him touch it.” – RFB, 10/27/09
Here you will find a compilation of things said, often taken out of context (if there ever was context), behind the scenes at a public library. Many of the quotations deal with library operations, library employees and situations specific to libraries; most of the quotations have nothing to do with anything at all.
These quotations have been collected since the early 1990s, saved in various text documents and formats. Finally, these quotations are being exposed to public scrutiny... hopefully without any legal repercussions.
